The Undateables

And even food makes me sick sometimes

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Realized

I don’t know why no one wants to date me. I have some sweet skills:

Cooking Cleaning Laundry Dishes Honors student Baking

And I can sew like a champ… The world will never understand

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320autumnstreet:

Pretty sure no one will date me ever. I am undateable.

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When I’m single and couples are blowing up my news feed with adorableness

megkristine92:

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“So, I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been going on dates with a few people on here and meeting people including yourself, but I think I’ve found a guy to be exclusive with. I hope that you’re ok with this, but I think I’m gonna have to cancel that date, but friends are always great to have!”

thebearprogrammer:

Seriously?!?! Is there something I’m doing wrong on the first date that makes guys not want a second? Why on earth does this keep happening to me?

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Sex grosses me out.

my room mate (via exitmusicfor-a-film)

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bibleburning:

I’d love to know what it’s like to go on a date. idkw

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ironicheterosexualrecuperation:

What I’m listening to while everyone is getting spray tanned. #undateable (Taken with instagram)

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undateable.

him:
he's playing you, i know that playbook like the back of my hand.
me:
are you trying to say something?
him:
what?
me:
am i being played by you?
him:
what? no! you've made it past the two week point where i usually ditch girls.
me:
okay....
him:
but we're still only going to stay friends. i can't date you because i know you're past.
undateables:
your* not you're. you're = you are | your = yours, possession

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bambi-legs:

I’d like to be taken out on a date, somewhere fun and childish. To the zoo or a museum where we can run loose and act like kids and itll be brilliant.

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I’m always good enough to fuck, but never enough to date.

die-pretty-love:

And quite frankly, I’m fucking sick of it.

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I feel so close to booze right now

#The Undateable Girl - Twitter (via twentythreeyearsoflife)

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citycountrycat:

GPOY x10000000

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i wish the undateables find their love.

livingintellyuniverse:

because that would mean there will be one for me too~

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INV8DR: dubbing myself undateable

spaceinvader:

I feel like theres always something wrong. Even when I do right theres always something wrong. There’s always something thats just not good enough for someone. There’s always that one thing that ruins everything and before you know it you’re no longer dating that person. I just can’t seem to date…

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